NOT YOUR AVERAGE FAIRY TALE. NOT YOUR AVERAGE FAIRY.

SKANKABEL

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One word, and you know it ain’t Disney.

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SKANKABEL 〰️ One word, and you know it ain’t Disney. 〰️

WHO THE F*** IS SKANKABEL?

Once upon a meltdown…
There was a fairy with a face like thunder and wings that reeked of bin juice.

Banished from Snareyland for smelling “off,” she’s done with sparkles, snobs, and scent-shaming.

Armed with a stink-soaked mission — and a molar-thieving crone named Teena — she’s here to prove that confidence always smells better than conformity.

No glass slippers. No Prince Charming.
Just grit, glamour, and a grudge to settle.

Her name? SKANKABEL.
(One word, and you know it ain’t Disney.)

BANNED IN SNAREYLAND

THE BOOK THAT MADE TINKERBELL CRY

Skankabel is no average wand-waver — she’s your filthy fairytale, revenge fantasy, and aromatic middle finger in one foul-mouthed spritz.

For adults only. Snowflakes will melt.

“Imagine if Jennifer Saunders, Ricky Gervais, and a bottle of Chanel No. 5 had a scandalous fairy child. That’s this book.”

— SOME POOR READER

★★★★★

🌟 Meet the Skank Squad

  • 🖤 Skankabel

    A nose longer than a Monday. Smells like trauma, truth, and whatever died behind the fridge. Bottles up scandal so you don’t have to.

  • Teena the Teeth Stealer -SKANKABEL

    🦷 Teena the Teeth Stealer

    Wrinkly, ruthless, and hides molars in her knickers. Part agony aunt, part dental bandit, fully terrifying.

  • 🕊️ Colin THE PIGEON - SKANKABEL BOOK

    🕊️ Colin

    Smug. Judgemental. Writes furious letters to the council. King of passive-aggressive cooing.

  • 💨 Crapfeathers - SKANKABEL BOOK

    💨 Crapfeathers

    Wears a gas mask — for good reason. Startles like a Victorian child near a balloon. PTSD: Pigeon’s Traumatic Stench Disorder.

Honourable Mentions: The Vain Villains (Try Not to Catch Anything)

💋 Stacey the Racy Fairy

Only wears silk. Allergic to poverty. Rumoured to have a filthy fetish for binmen. Her halo’s at the pawn shop.

🧔 Mary the Hairy Fairy

Waxed once. Never recovered. Carries an emotional support mirror to check the length of her pubes.

💡 Glowella the Hoella Fairy

Glows in the dark, mostly from narcissism and a cursed LED vibrator. Will steal your spotlight, your man, and your last cigarette.

👀 Carey the Glarey Fairy

Looks like she’s judging you. Because she is. Hasn’t blinked since 2003 — it’s giving chronic dry eye.

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Skankabel in Print Coming 8/8

  • SKANKABEL BOOK - COLLECTORS EDITION 104 PAGES - PAPERBACK AND HARDBACK

    Skankadelic Collector's Edition - Drops 8/8

  • SKANKABEL BOOK - standard EDITION 72 PAGES - PAPERBACK

    Skankette Standard Edition - Drops 9/9

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Confidence reeks better than conformity

— SKANKABEL